Thank you all for making this possible. 5,000 views to my blog…sweet. Keep up the hard work everyone!

If your Pastor needs anything, surely it won’t be another Bible or Concordance (trust me) and the last thing he needs are more candles or picture frames or crosses made from all the elements Mother nature can muster. Chances are, your pastor is sick and tired of all this crap he/she has to deal with on a daily basis. So get your pastor what he/she really needs….

This:

Seriously, if you want to make you Pastor happy and give him/her a chance to rest and/or relax, how can you go wrong with an angel complete with flaming sword to guard his front door and ward off any would- be parishioners with a mighty swing of the flaming sword. Awesome.

SO, I was reading Marko’s blog (as is customary) and I discovered that he is 75% addicted to blogging. Well. this interested me, so I decided to take the quiz myself, certain that I would fall well below the 75% achievement. Oh, I was oh so naive.

80% Blog AddictedHow Addicted to Blogging Are You?

How could this happen? I mean, sometimes Marko blogs like 50 times a day! I even took it a second time and answered more honestly. 80%????? Get out of here! Many people are more addicted than I! Tyler Ashworth will go on a blog rampage. Even Steve Knight has more blogs per capita than myself. I have found this quiz to be fundamentally flawed and therefore we, as Emergents, must now de-construct the hell out of it.

If you want a good laugh…. Read Ashworth. It’s good for you.